[KYRIAKOS][Day 113, late evening/night]

[trailofblood]

[after fluff bingo, he was heading back to his dorm with a new shard. . . before he remembers oh right I have a date??? and detours to catdorm instead. so he's still in full winter getup and somewhat soggy because snow]

[knock knock]

Comments

[featherduster]

Make you compliment everybody you see for two whole days, maybe.

[ Maybe that would help teach you to be less of an asshole??? Who knows ]

[trailofblood]

Would it still count if I insulted 'em right after?

[this is important since he'd be seeing you too]

[featherduster]

... No.

[trailofblood]

Yeah, I think I'll stick to questin' from someone else.

[featherduster]

[ WEAK. ]

That's what I figured you'd say.

[trailofblood]

Hope you're not jealous. S'just business.

[featherduster]

[ Deadpanned, ]

I'm terribly jealous. I don't think I'll ever get over it.

[trailofblood]

Don't worry. It's a hard sacrifice, but I'll still date ya even if you're not givin' me cigarettes for it.

[featherduster]

...

That actually is kinda flattering, coming from you.

[trailofblood]

. . . In case you forgot, I'm the one who asked ya on this date.

[featherduster]

Yeah, but how do I know you don't have any ulterior tobacco motives?

[trailofblood]

Well, now that ya mention it I am gettin' low. . .

[featherduster]

Exactly my point...

[trailofblood]

[takes out the one he's smoking to gesture at vash with it]

Maybe you should just take up smokin', then we could share.

[translation: he could steal yours]

[featherduster]

I'm not putting those things in my mouth.

[trailofblood]

[sticks it in his mouth]

1/2

[featherduster]

Wh —

[ holy shit EXCUSE YOU ]

[featherduster]

[ SPITS IT OUT, COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING ]

[trailofblood]

[farewell like half of a cigarette, your sacrifice was worth it]

[cracking the fuck up over here]

[featherduster]

[ YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR NOW!!

He finally pulls himself off the bed for the sole purpose of SMOTHERING THIS JACKASS WITH A PILLOW ]

[trailofblood]

[hahahahaughkjhfblkfdklf]

[featherduster]

[ Smothering will cease when jackassery improves ]

[trailofblood]

[shoves at pillow to attempt a counter-smother, what now!!]

[featherduster]

[ METAL ARM MOTHERFUCKER!! ]

[trailofblood]

[god you're such a cheater]

[how about just plain shoving him over onto the bed then]