[KYRIAKOS][Day 113, late evening/night]

[trailofblood]

[after fluff bingo, he was heading back to his dorm with a new shard. . . before he remembers oh right I have a date??? and detours to catdorm instead. so he's still in full winter getup and somewhat soggy because snow]

[knock knock]

Comments

[trailofblood]

Well, now that ya mention it I am gettin' low. . .

[featherduster]

Exactly my point...

[trailofblood]

[takes out the one he's smoking to gesture at vash with it]

Maybe you should just take up smokin', then we could share.

[translation: he could steal yours]

[featherduster]

I'm not putting those things in my mouth.

[trailofblood]

[sticks it in his mouth]

1/2

[featherduster]

Wh —

[ holy shit EXCUSE YOU ]

[featherduster]

[ SPITS IT OUT, COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING ]

[trailofblood]

[farewell like half of a cigarette, your sacrifice was worth it]

[cracking the fuck up over here]

[featherduster]

[ YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR NOW!!

He finally pulls himself off the bed for the sole purpose of SMOTHERING THIS JACKASS WITH A PILLOW ]

[trailofblood]

[hahahahaughkjhfblkfdklf]

[featherduster]

[ Smothering will cease when jackassery improves ]

[trailofblood]

[shoves at pillow to attempt a counter-smother, what now!!]

[featherduster]

[ METAL ARM MOTHERFUCKER!! ]

[trailofblood]

[god you're such a cheater]

[how about just plain shoving him over onto the bed then]

[featherduster]

[ Well, that works at least

SQUAWKING WITH THE INDIGNITY OF IT ALL ]

[trailofblood]

[going down with him to pin him there]

[what the hell, may as well steal a kiss while he's here]

[featherduster]

[ Wow, very romance

He seems on board with this long enough to wriggle an elbow free and jab him in the side ]

[trailofblood]

[ow, way to ruin this highly romantic moment]

-Oi!

[time to grab that pillow and get smothering revenge while he can]

[featherduster]

[ He goes COMPLETELY LIMP

Congratulations

You've killed him ]

[trailofblood]

[how many times is that now]

[lets up on the smothering I guess]

You still alive?

[featherduster]

[ Warbled from beneath the pillow, ]

No.

[trailofblood]

Okay.

[continues smothering]

[featherduster]

[ FLAILS ]

Wait, wait! Stop!! Mercy!!

[trailofblood]

[lets go of the pillow]

You're sure noisy for a dead guy.

[featherduster]

[ BREATHES... ]

What can I say, I'm resilient. It's a miracle.